If your're not wearing gloves then put this book down, before we take you outside and beat you like a one-legged Step Child! You've got a rare item in your hands, see. Only 200 copies were printed, and we won't stand idly by while some punk puts their grubby little paws all over the cover. Unless you've already paid for it, in which case, go ahead. Use this book to clean your ass, for all we care.

The above is the blurb written on the back of the cover. This is the Comic Guru Exclusive cover, limited to 200 copies world-wide. Get it while we still have some left and show your support for the fine people behind Tozzer!