by Marvel Bigger than Avril Lavigne! More exciting than National Hockey Night! Scott Lobdell returns to the X-Men Universe and heads north of the border for the surprising premiere of an ALL-NEW, ALL-DIFFERENT ALPHA FLIGHT! The Canadian superteam returns in a shocking new series that will be the talk of Saskatchewan! Featuring the debut of new heroes and the return of several old favorites!
Walter Langkowski, a.k.a. the spectacular Sasquatch (the hairy one), attempts to recruit an All-new, All-different Alpha Flight. He makes offers to all types of heroes: Major Mapleleaf (the blonde guy), Centennial (the old guy), Nemesis (the woman in the mask, with the sword), Puck (the punky bartender), and Yukon Jack (the guy without a shirt). After Laying out his case, saving a world that hates and fears them, they all, not surprisingly, give him a big, fat "no".